A contractor promised a Minister that he would bribe sumptuously if the contract is approved..
Believing him, the Minister wrote on the file *Approved*..
Even after two days, the bribe money was not given....
Minister felt cheated...
Minister's Peon said : Don't worry sir. I will bring the file & you simply write *Not* before *Approved*.
So it became *Not Approved*.....!!!
Two days later, the contractor bribed him as per the contract.......
Minister was worried as to what to do now ?
The Peon again came to his rescue, brought the file back and said...
Write *e* after *Not*
...which ultimately became
*Note Approved*.....😜
Now..
Minister is very happy.. Contractor is very happy...
So, who is running the Government?
*PEON*
Always respect him.....always.....
😲😲😲😨😨😨😠😠😠😂😜😎
*Classic example of honest politician.*
A Businessman went to see a politician to get his work done.
He said "Sir, we want to present you a *Brand new car* in lieu of the approval for our work".
Minister: "No. No. No .... I don't want to get it free. I want to give some money for this car."
Businessman, after much persuasion, agreed and said, "Okay Sir! Please give one rupee".
The minister did not have change and gave a two rupee coin.
Businessman jokingly said: "Sorry Sir ... I have no change of one rupee to return."
Minister: No problem.
You give me another car for *my wife*......
😇😁🤭🤣😎🤣🤔😁😇
